Church goers and Hobbits

I have been reading The Lord of the Rings...finally...and came to the conclusion that people who go to church are like Hobbits. At all church get togethers whether small or large, this is always some kind of food and/or drink and Hobbits are always eating and drinking.

One more thing. I was watching the Oilers game today with my 5 year old. They announced that the game is on Thursday against Florida. Caleb copied the announcer by saying that they are playing the "PAMPERS" the name of Florida's team is the PANTHERS. I couldn't help but laugh.